fagbarbie:

when you finally get home after holding in a fart

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jodiamandis:

sehboofs:

that one time a guy from my school was sent home for wearing a skirt and everyone wore skirts as a protest the following school day

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That’s beautiful

(Source: clockworkandroids, via sanguinarity)


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stability:

"I PUT THE FUN IN FUNERAL" I yell as I surf down the church steps on your grandma’s casket

(Source: stability, via shegotdatgoodgood)


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sarah531:

The other day I had a really good idea for a story:

A high school Shakespeare club angrily splits into two groups when they can’t agree on the correct interpretation of Romeo and Juliet. One group thinks it’s a cautionary tale about the stupidity of youth and shallow lust; the other group think it’s a beautiful tragedy about poisonous hatred conquered by love. Reconciliation seems impossible-

-then a person from one group falls in love with a person from the other

(via shegotdatgoodgood)


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cyberunfamous:

I just want to write myself a world and go live in it 

(Source: cyberunfamous, via shegotdatgoodgood)


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pemsylvania:

welcome to my crib sorry it’s a little small i’ve had it since I was a baby

(Source: pemsylvania, via shegotdatgoodgood)


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hooddoggy:

i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast

(via shegotdatgoodgood)


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Do not turn
to make a home
of someone else
when you cannot find
comfort
in your own skin.

-Michelle K., Skin. (via michellekpoems)

(via turmeric-powder)


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santalinson:

"we’ll be watching a movie in class today"

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"here’s the packet of questions you’ll have to answer while watching"

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(Source: upallnighted, via shegotdatgoodgood)


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beeyondce:

sometimes i feel as useless as the ueue in queue

(Source: mockingjcy, via iwasjk)


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WHEN PEOPLE TELL ME WHAT I’M EATING IS FATTENING

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(Source: heywejustmetyou, via inxorable)


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Most of us ask for advice when we know the answer but we want a different one.

-Ivern Ball (via mind—revisited)

(Source: leslieseuffert, via vickyhomiequan)


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suicidurs:

if we havent talked in forever i am very sorry i thought i was annoying you

(via thespringafterwinter)


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