I stubbed my toe and naturally I screamed “mOTHERFUCKER” and then my dad poked his head out of the livingroom and said “you rang?”
hats off for the ultimate dad joke
-Shahrazad Al-Khalij (via surbeat)
I’ve been waiting for you for almost four hours now. The sad thing is, I’d probably wait all night if I had to.
Ernest Hemingway, The Snows of Kilimanjaro (via sexual-feelings)
I really need to
-Gayle Forman, Where She Went (via highrapunzel)
-Daul Kim (via er-c)
- Ferdinand von Schrubentaufft (via highrapunzel)
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
You don’t realize how fucked up you are on anything till you’re alone in the bathroom
-Miles Walser, excerpt from “A Sonnet of Invented Memories” (via larmoyante)
Support to those children of immigrants who are slowly, but surely re-learning the languages their parents and grandparents spoke before their exodus.