you guys are pretty cool for 50 year-old pedophiles
i just want a boy to see me and go “yes” and keep thinking “yes” for a very long time
-Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, 2004 (via larmoyante)
im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment
no one wants to fertilize my eggs we can stop with the monthly foolishness
My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian
its like ive never seen herbivore
- Cop: Have you been drinking?
- Me: I been drankin'
- Cop: Surfbort
- Me: Surfbort
-I miss you. (via jessielou24)
I thought of texting you
"good morning, I can’t sleep"
and then I remembered
that you are on a journey
which I am not a part of
and that’s okay
I can’t sleep
This hurt my chest a bit.
boys confuse me more than math and that’s saying a lot cause i suck at math