that one time a guy from my school was sent home for wearing a skirt and everyone wore skirts as a protest the following school day
"I PUT THE FUN IN FUNERAL" I yell as I surf down the church steps on your grandma’s casket
The other day I had a really good idea for a story:
A high school Shakespeare club angrily splits into two groups when they can’t agree on the correct interpretation of Romeo and Juliet. One group thinks it’s a cautionary tale about the stupidity of youth and shallow lust; the other group think it’s a beautiful tragedy about poisonous hatred conquered by love. Reconciliation seems impossible-
-then a person from one group falls in love with a person from the other
I just want to write myself a world and go live in it
welcome to my crib sorry it’s a little small i’ve had it since I was a baby
i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast
to make a home
of someone else
when you cannot find
in your own skin.
"we’ll be watching a movie in class today"
"here’s the packet of questions you’ll have to answer while watching"
sometimes i feel as useless as the ueue in queue
WHEN PEOPLE TELL ME WHAT I’M EATING IS FATTENING
-Ivern Ball (via mind—revisited)