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you guys are pretty cool for 50 year-old pedophiles

(Source: atomsofrocks, via nigga-stole-my-yoshi)

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i just want a boy to see me and go “yes” and keep thinking “yes” for a very long time

(via vickyhomiequan)

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We met at the wrong time. That’s what I keep telling myself anyway. Maybe one day years from now, we’ll meet in a coffee shop in a far away city somewhere and we could give it another shot.

-Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, 2004 (via larmoyante)

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im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment

(via sanguinarity)

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no one wants to fertilize my eggs we can stop with the monthly foolishness

(via sanguinarity)

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My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

(via sanguinarity)

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  • Cop: Have you been drinking?
  • Me: I been drankin'
  • Cop: Surfbort
  • Me: Surfbort

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I want to be wrapped in your arms, but instead you’re wrapped in my thoughts.

-I miss you. (via jessielou24)

(via shegotdatgoodgood)

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I thought of texting you
"good morning, I can’t sleep"
and then I remembered
that you are on a journey
which I am not a part of
and that’s okay
good morning
I can’t sleep

This hurt my chest a bit.

(Source: balsambreath, via turmeric-powder)

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boys confuse me more than math and that’s saying a lot cause i suck at math

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