I stubbed my toe and naturally I screamed “mOTHERFUCKER” and then my dad poked his head out of the livingroom and said “you rang?”

hats off for the ultimate dad joke

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Disappointment is to put your soul in the chest of someone and find out that they were only feeding you to their temporary desires.

-Shahrazad Al-Khalij (via surbeat)

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I’ve been waiting for you for almost four hours now. The sad thing is, I’d probably wait all night if I had to. 

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I’d like to destroy you a few times in bed.


Ernest Hemingway, The Snows of Kilimanjaro  (via sexual-feelings)

I really need to
Really though

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But still, I find the need to remind myself of the temporariness of a day, to reassure myself that I got through yesterday, I’ll get through today.

-Gayle Forman, Where She Went (via highrapunzel)

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I wonder whats wrong with me. Sometimes I just keep wanting to go deeper and deeper into the world of self destruction. Like as if I want to see myself fail completely and disappear.

-Daul Kim  (via er-c)

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I’m almost never serious, and I’m always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too sensitive, too cold hearted. I’m like a collection of paradoxes.

- Ferdinand von Schrubentaufft (via highrapunzel)

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Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???


You don’t realize how fucked up you are on anything till you’re alone in the bathroom

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You will fall in love with me. Then, just months later, you will fall out. I will pretend the entire time that I don’t know it’s coming.

-Miles Walser, excerpt from “A Sonnet of Invented Memories” (via larmoyante)

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Support to those children of immigrants who are slowly, but surely re-learning the languages their parents and grandparents spoke before their exodus. 

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do i need to be on tumblr now? no

but I am on tumblr? yes

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